Week 14 Update – The Kopi Luwak Corollary
This is why we can’t have nice things vs. The Autobots Optimus Prime has met his match: the Micro Machines! My dwarf-sized duo of Ray Rice and Maurice Jones-Drew put up GIANT fantasy numbers far too...
View ArticleWeek 16 Update – The Christmas Quickie
Playoffs: This is why we can’t have nice things vs. Team McAuley W: Andrew The Geldings vs. Madden ‘08 W: Greg Byes: Brent, Dilmeet Consolation Ladder: I’m a man! I’m 40(points short of a win)!...
View ArticleWeek 17 Update – The 6 Stages of Fantasy Football Grief
The update is back after a week off. (Yes, I’m taking credit for the Christmas quickie as a full column. Remember when you lost your virginity? Awkward, semi-incoherent, not something you’re proud of...
View ArticleThe 2011 Fantasy Football Updates
Relive the 2011 fantasy football season in it’s completely inappropriate splendor: In the Beginning… READ Week 1 – The Fantasy Update READ Week 2 Update – The Gods Must Be Crazy READ Week 3 Update...
View ArticleWonderland Road
“So, Andrew…what is it that you’re doing now?…” I’ve been dodging my way around this question and the increasingly concerned tone with which it is asked for years. When you’re growing up everybody...
View ArticleKONY vs. COURTNEY: The Battle for our Souls
During the past ten days the KONY 2012 video has gotten as many viewers as the Super Bowl. Yet, despite the KONY campaign’s stratospheric rise to a YouTube viewership otherwise reserved for...
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THE BALL GAME – 10 Reasons To Get Back Into Baseball
joecarter1 For most modern sports fans, summer is the winter of our discontent. For me, baseball went from being a passion and focal point of my childhood to something that annoyingly co-opted the...
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F&^$ @*! – A State of the Union Address on Swearing
Blasphemers, prudes, compulsive cursers, proponents of decency, distinguished guests and fellow Vulgarians; The North American continent is a cultural mosaic. Our major cities now have signs in...
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The 1st Annual Jersey Awards
A jersey is a much more powerful fashion statement than we give it credit for. At a time when sports stars go on and on talking about themselves as a brand, jerseys are the best and only real example...
View ArticleThe Return of the Fantasy Update
Autumn beats us over the head with the fact that summer is over. Patio beers, half day Fridays, extended vacations and the fun-in-the-sun induced feeling from said patio beers away from work or school...
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